Q: Do you sell guns?
A: No. But we do sell the highest caliber clothing around.
Q: Do you sell kittens?
A: No. The post office is highly suspicious of boxes that purr.
Q: What is your refund/exchange policy?
A: We like happy customers. If your t-shirt is the wrong size, simply return it to us unworn and unwashed within 15 days of delivery and we’ll happily send you the correct size.
Q: Do you ship outside the U.S.?
A: Not currently, but we hope to soon. Please check back.
Q: What if I don't see my size, style or favorite color?
A: We love feedback! Please let Natasha know what you're looking for at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll do our best to make you happy.
Q: How long should I expect it to take for my order to ship?
Because most of our products are crafted by real human beings and not
robots, you can expect them to arrive between 1-4 weeks. Sooner, If the item's in stock. We hope to
speed this up by hiring more robots soon. Thanks for your patience.
Q: Are you hiring?
A: Not unless you're a robot. However, we're always on the lookout for talented folks who can make us even better. So feel free to submit a link to your website to email@example.com.
Q: Do you solicit ideas or designs?
A: We're always on the lookout for innovative ideas and helpful feedback. And we love to collaborate with other creative minds. Feel free to contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org. But please don't submit original designs or ideas because we may have already thought of something similar and it gets tricky from a legal standpoint. Thanks.
Q: How do I get a discount code?
A: Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter. We randomly reward our faithful followers with the latest discounts, specials, updates and, occasionally, free stuff!